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The Big Book of Irish
Jokes.

Billy and Pa’ were walking in
the woods when they came across a sign saying, “Tree Fellers
wanted”.

Billy said, “Ye know Pa’,
it’s a shame Paddy isn’t here. We could have gotten the job”.

—–   —–  
—–

A man is driving along in the
Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he’s in need of
petrol, the man decides to stop.
He says to the attendant at the station, “Fill it up, will you?”.
The man says “Sorry – we’re right out of petrol.”
So the man considers, and says “Well, I’m a bit low on oil, would you
mind topping that up?”
And the attendant responds “Sorry, but no oil either.”
The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen, to which he
gets the by-now predictable response that he can’t do that.
The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant, “Just
what kind of petrol station is this ?”
The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man
“To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front.”
The man then says “Well, in that case, you can blow up the tires!”
 

This 26 page ebook contains 75 of the best Irish jokes you’ll find
anywhere. You’ll laugh so hard you’ll blow Guinness out your nose.

Special
FREE Bonus #2″The 100 Funniest Jokes Of All Time”

with input from comics and
writers including David Brenner, Jim Brogan, Dick Cavett,
Larry David, Al Franken, Larry Gelbart, Jon Groff,
Richard Jeni, Jonathan Katz, Chris Kelly, Billy
Kimball, Robert Klein, Richard Lewis, Jackie Martling,
William Novak, and Gene Perret.

Special
FREE Bonus #3″The Ultimate ‘Yo Mama’ Collection”

Over 500 Yo
Mamma jokes are crammed into this 21 page ebook…Yo mama’s so dumb, she told me to meet her at the
corner of Walk and Don’t Walk.Yo mama’s so fat, her driver’s license says
“Picture continued on other side.” Yo mama’s so hairy, her armpits look like she has
Don King in a headlock.Yo mama’s so old, when she was in school there was
no history class.
You get the idea 🙂

Special
FREE Bonus #4″The Blonde Q & A Joke Collection”

Almost 200 Q & A jokes
directed at one of the few minorities left we can make fun of without getting
sued, arrested or beheaded… blondes.

Yes we love ’em, but we love making fun of ’em
too.Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out on the screen.Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM,
SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.Q: What’s black and crispy and hangs from the ceiling?A: A blond electrician

“The Online Joke Book
Collection: A Collection Of On-Line Jokes And Stories Collected From Friends
And Unknown Web Travelers” by
Edward Goss

This collection includes
Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 of the Online Joke Book. That’s over 250 pages of
jokes and miscellaneous humor. If you can’t find
something funny in here, then you’d better check you have a pulse.

“Get Paid to Make
People Laugh”
(without being a comedian or a clown)…
by John Cantu

Humor coach and former owner of the legendary
San Francisco comedy club, the Holy City Zoo,  John Cantu was
interviewed to uncover the never-before-revealed — and fail-safe —
approaches he has used with his clients over the past 30 years.

This ebook
is packed with practical, easy-to-implement, and often surprising
information. For example, it makes absolutely no difference how young, old,
tall, short, funny, attractive, educated or shy you may be. And, no
specialized skills are required. You don’t even need to be good at telling
jokes.

Cantu says: “If you are
able to talk to other people, you can succeed at earning money with humor!”

Best of all, Cantu shows you
exactly how in this entertaining and to-the-point ebook.
It is filled with ingenious, easy to use, no-fail ideas, techniques and
methods… guaranteed to work for you.

 “Seven Secrets
Comedy Writers and Comedians Use to Create Humor”

Every profession has its own
closely guarded tips and techniques for success. And  this step by step
report, reveals seven of those humor tips and
techniques that professional “funny folk” use to make you laugh out
loud.

“Smiling For Dollars:
24 Ways To Make Money With Humor”

There are over two dozen ways
you can get paid for making people laugh without having to deliver snappy
one-liners or take a pie in the face. You can write it or you can talk it.
This concise report gives you that extra edge you’ve been looking for to make
people laugh.

“The Fun Factor: 10
Ways You Can Be Happier… Right Now!”
by Clifford Kuhn

From the Introduction by
comedy legend Jerry Lewis…

“You’re in for an
unusual treat, a treat that is only exceeded by the treat I’m getting writing
the foreword to this wonderful book by my friend, Cliff Kuhn. When I received
the manuscript I couldn’t wait to read it, and read it I did, twice. And I’m
proud to be a small part of what I believe is one of the best “how to” books
I have ever read. The “how to” aspect comes from one of the most prolific men
of medicine I have ever known. As well as being an expert about laughter and
the healing power it can bring, Cliff Kuhn brings us into the broader world
of humor that has been either verboten or laid back
so far that no one has recognized it. It needed someone like Cliff to breathe
some air into it for all to see and understand.” – Jerry Lewis

The Joke Master Series was
specifically designed by professional comedian and author Steve Roye to show both the average person and professionals
alike how to improve their joke telling abilities to the maximum extent
possible.

“The Joke Master
Series Volume 1:
Joke Selection Secrets”

In this guide you will
discover the secrets for:

The chances are great that you
could be missing the funniest jokes to tell without the joke selection
secrets provided in this guide!

“The Joke Master
Series Volume 2:
Delivery & Timing Secrets”

Have you ever told a joke and
had the people just stare at you?  Would you like to increase the
laughter response you get when you do tell a joke?

Delivery & Timing Secrets
gives you all the secrets you need to tell and deliver jokes for maximum
laughter impact! Such as…

“The Joke Master
Series Volume 3:
Top 10 Joke Telling Mistakes”

You have one shot to tell a
joke, get it right and get the laughs you deserve from telling that joke.
If you can simply avoid some of the most common mistakes when you tell a
joke, you will AUTOMATICALLY increase the amount of laughter you will get
when you tell a joke.
Top 10 Joke Telling Mistakes details the most critical joke telling mistakes
that people usually make when they tell a joke and it flops.
Your jokes won’t flop if you know the mistakes to avoid!

Comedy
Secrets For Speakers Series

The Comedy Secrets For
Speakers Series by Steve Roye is specifically
designed for speaking professionals and presenters. This series capitalizes
on the foundational work in the Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide as it
applies to speaking publicly and adding comedy, humor
and jokes to speeches and presentations..

“Comedy Secrets For Speakers
Volume 1:
 7 Essential Comedy Secrets”

If you are a speaker or
presenter (or you want to be), the 7 Essential Comedy Secrets is a must have
reference for you!
You don’t have to become a professional comedian in order to knock out your
audiences with laughter! As a matter of fact…
You don’t have to become a great joke writer either.
This guide gives you the 7 essential secrets you must know now in order to be
able to deliver a memorable and funny speech or presentation!

“Comedy Secrets For
Speakers Volume 2:
 Adding Comedy To Speeches”

You can easily add original
comedy and humor to any speech or presentation
using the methods described in Adding Comedy To Speeches guide.
And…it’s not hard at all, especially if you use some of the other guides in
this package, like How To Turn Strange News Stories Into Killer Comedy
Material.
This guide works in tandem with the Stand-up Comedy Fast Start Guide to
really help you add laughter power to your speeches and presentations!

“Comedy Secrets For
Speakers Volume 3:
 Delivery & Presentation Secrets”

The Delivery &
Presentation Secrets guide is
chock full of methods and techniques that will show you:
 

There is one secret in this
guide that you absolutely don’t want to miss when it comes to delivering any
speech or presentation for big laughs!

“Comedy Secrets For
Speakers Volume 4:
 Transition Line Secrets”

I love this little gem…
If you have ever wanted to tell a street joke during a speech or presentation
but didn’t know how, you have got to get your hands on Transition Line
Secrets.
This guide will show you step-by-step how to use transition lines to set
yourself up to tell ANY appropriate joke during virtually ANY speech or
presentation!
Used in conjunction with Anytime Anywhere Jokes and the Street Jokes Secrets
guide, you can easily transform your speech or presentation into a super fun
event!

“Stand-up Comedy Myths
Shattered!”

Are you funny enough to be a
stand-up comedian? If so, don’t make a move until you have read 5 Stand-up
Comedy Myths Shattered!
You will quickly discover that many of the perceptions that most people have
about stand-up comedy are wrong — dead wrong!
If you are a funny person in everyday life and want to try your hand at
stand-up comedy, this ebook can keep you from
wasting tons of time on myths and perceptions that are simply not true and
can keep you from realizing your full comedy potential!

… you can get all 17
Free Bonuses:

…When you order a copy of my best selling ebook:”That’s Comedy! Joke Book”

Don’t just take my word for it. Read these
unsolicited comments from happy customers…

Hey
Dean,
The joke book is the greatest! I think everyone should fork over the few
dollars and enjoy some of the best laughter of their lives. Hey people,
this thing will make your day! Keep up the good work, Dean.
— Stan Bush Baton Rouge, LA

Too
often you read a joke book that has good jokes, bad jokes, and HORRIBLE
jokes. Dean, your book is one of those rarities in which, like an album by
a band where EVERY song is good, the whole joke book rocks!
I’m a cheap bastard, but I truly believe I got my money’s worth with your
book. It’s added a HUGE amount of ammunition to my joke arsenal when I’m
hanging out with people… I’m damn sure gonna
buy Volume 2 if it every comes out. Thanks Dean. You rock.
— Matt Fort Hood, Texas

I
purchased your e-book and it has me rolling on the floor! My co-workers are
calling in the guys with the white coats! Great laughs, you should be
ashamed for making a grown man pee his pants! (Let me know when vol 2 comes out!)
— Gary Kassner Portland, OR

Dear
Dean, I thought I’d seen it all. I’ve been around the joke-block more then once, maybe even more then
twice so it came as quite a surprise that you’ve gathered together lots of
jokes here I’ve never seen! Thanks,
— Joyce B

gidday cobber digger blue (thats
hello in Aussie) Dean mate, I just want you to know how much I am enjoying
your E-joke book. I got it a few weeks ago and read a few pages a night (ah
sod it, I got greedy and have now finished it) The beauty of it is that I
can read it any time I want. Then I can go to work and impress the hell out
of everyone with my (okay, YOUR!) jokes.
Cheers mate It was well worth the money
— Larry from Western Australia

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act today and you’ll also get two more free
bonuses:

“101 Practical
Jokes”
You’ll be able to ‘Punk’ your friends after reading this outrageous
collection of practical jokes, dirty tricks and goofy stunts.

“Gag Gift
Recipes” From “Snowman
Poop” to “The Hillbilly Flashlight” and everything in between
– you’ll find a ton of fun ideas for gag gifts to make for your friends (and
enemies)

… since you’ve read this
far, I’m going to throw in one more  bonus to truly make this offer
Super Special

Special
FREE Bonus  #20

“The Best of Late
Night TV Jokes”
All the best monologue  jokes from TV’s Late Night kings of comedy –
updated daily. You get the latest jokes from Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan O’Brien,
Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert& more… WITHOUT having to stay up late.

But Don’t Just Listen to Me…

…Listen To What Other’s Have To Say… (you may need to click the Play button twice)

Randy Pryor, Orange County, CA

Jason, London, England

Carol Hill, Independence, MO

Alan Stevens, Atlanta, Georgia

James Johnson, British Columbia, Canada

Delivery is entirely via the
internet at ZERO cost. Since the ebooks* are electronically downloaded, rather than
physically shipped, there will be NO DELAY in your receiving access
and no shipping charges to pay. Your copy of That’s Comedy! Joke
Book  and all the bonus ebooks can be downloaded
immediately

*An ebook
is an electronic book (pdf) which you can
immediately read on your computer. No waiting for anything to be shipped to
you. You can adjust the type size to make it as pleasant to read as possible.
You can also print a copy from your own computer.

No Thanks, I’m passing up my only chance at
this Funny Jokes bonus comedy collection
Just take me
to the free 40 page joke book

Copyright 2011 Horizon Enterprises
PO Box 25, Kincardine,
Ontario, CA

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Funny Jokes – Free Joke Book Packed With The Funniest Jokes is backed with a 60 Day No Questions Asked Money Back Guarantee. If within the first 60 days of receipt you are not satisfied with Wake Up Lean™, you can request a refund by sending an email to the address given inside the product and we will immediately refund your entire purchase price, with no questions asked.

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